Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Roaches, part two

My message to the roaches in Cairns was not heeded. This means war.

Tonight, a second roach, nearly twice the size of the first one, was waiting for me when I got home. Why do they like hanging out by the front door? I'm trying to convince myself that he just let himself in. Why did he hide in my shoes? I love my shoes. Why, in a tiled apartment, do I always end up killing them on a rug?

I don't want my apartment to be taken over by roaches while I'm gone. Any strategies? How does one declare war on roaches?


Jon December 19, 2007 at 12:38 PM  

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