CROC ATTACK!

Today's Cairns Post (the only reputable source of news in Cairns)


This guy was swimming in the ocean just north of Cairns when he happenned onto a croc, but was able to fight him off and get back to shore. I'm still not worried about the ocean triathlon swim this weekend because:

1. He was apparently very near an estuary, the crocs natural home
2. He was drunk, an didn't check the water before he jumped in
3. Hopefully, the croc will attack people at the front of the pack (i.e., not me)
4. He got away, right?